according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
do you ever try to say something funny or make a joke and nobody laughs and you feel like not talking for the next 2974275904 years
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
1.) I am a only child
2.) My father is a preacher (i haven’t spoken to him in years because he is a manipulative, controlling ass)
3.) I almost drowned as a child
4.) I was almost kidnapped as a child
5.) I am a petite 5ft lady with giant blue-green eyes, and thin eyebrows that I have never plucked a day in my life.
All these things about me are true, and why Bioshock Infinite seriously FUCKS me up. There are more connections…sometimes I feel like Ken Levine pries my head open at night.
We did it! We found the IRL Elizabeth! The internet can go home!
And here I am not knowing how to sew, because I would be ALL over it to cosplay her. ;_;
I feel like any moment Booker will come in flying and screaming “EEEELIZAAAABEEEEETH”
Seriously though, appearance and back story alone you are essentially every one’s favorite lamb of Columbia.
CONSTANTS AND VARIABLES, MY FRIEND.